Your dash has been signed by Benedict Cumberbatch
I HAVE WANTED THIS FOR SO LONG
if you mention star trek in front of me what happens next is your fault not mine
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
why are girls like “oh it’s december i need a boyfriend to keep me warm” no you can buy a coat like the rest of the single people
or make a winter coat out of someone’s skin